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Posted on
August 16, 2017

Chapter: Chapter 3

Characters: Belfry, Oakewood, Tamberlane

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Author's Notes:

Creatures don't typically cook their meat, so it makes sense he'd start her with raw. But perhaps they should try something easier...

Tamberlane's Cowriter Needs Help!

Ari and his partner Izzy — who has helped as a flatter for Tamberlane in the past — desperately need our help. They have lost a large portion of their income and are unable to afford rent and utilities. As a student Visa holder, Izzy is unable to do any paid work until she receives permission from the government. Worst case scenario, this might take 8 months. Until then, they are reliant on support from others to afford housing.

In response to this, Foxglove Comics is banding together to host an emergency fundraiser, with 14 different artists offering commissions!

For full details, please visit our fundraiser webpage. There are multiple prizes to be had, including a rarely offered piano vocal song commission from Ari, and even commissions from Caytlin! Commission work will be streamed on Saturday, April 26th. Caytlin will not be a part of the stream, but will be doing commissions nonetheless.

Commissions and donations are available right now! Get your commission slot while they're available! And keep an eye on this space, because Caytlin will also be auctioning off a full-color "wing-it" commission slot this week! Details to come.

Transcript

OFFSCREEN: Is that venison?
OFFSCREEN: Yes, freshly cut from the butcher.
TAMBERLANE: ...bleh...
OFFSCREEN: You think she might be a carnivore?
OFFSCREEN: Well, at least an omnivore.
OFFSCREEN: She has the dentition for it.

[SFX: PTEUGH]

TAMBERLANE: Peas!
OFFSCREEN: Okay, okay! You'll get your peas, sweetie.

BELFRY: Just do me a little favor, okay?
TAMBERLANE: Peas, please.
BELFRY: Very good! But will you please try one more bite for me?

TAMBERLANE: Mllleeehh...

TAMBERLANE: YUCK! No!! Don't LIKE!
BELFRY: That's okay! You did a great job!
BELFRY: You've earned those peas.
OAKEWOOD: Preliminary findings: did not enjoy raw venison.
OAKEWOOD: Perhaps other types of meat or preparation would appeal to her.

[OUTDATED]

OFFSCREEN: Ist das Wildfleisch?
OFFSCREEN: Ja, ich habe ein bisschen was extra beim Metzger bestellt.
TAMBERLANE: ...bleh...
OFFSCREEN: Denkst du, sie könnte ein Fleischfresser sein?
OFFSCREEN: Na, zumindest ein Allesfresser.
OFFSCREEN: Sie hat die Zähne dafür.

[SFX: PTEUGH]

TAMBERLANE: Erbsen!
OFFSCREEN: Okay, okay! Du bekommst deine Erbsen, Süße.

BELFRY: Tu mir nur einen kleinen Gefallen, okay?
TAMBERLANE: Erbsen, bitte,
BELFRY: Sehr gut! Aber sei so lieb und versuch noch einen einzigen Bissen, ja, Schatz? ?

TAMBERLANE: Mllleeehh...

TAMBERLANE: BAH! Nein!! Mag das nich'!
BELFRY: In Ordnung! Das hast du toll gemacht!
BELFRY: Wie wär's jatzt mit Erbsen?
OAKEWOOD: Vorläufiges Ergebnis: weder Insekten- noch Fleischfresser.

HORS ÉCRAN : Est-ce que c'est du gibier ?
HORS ÉCRAN : Oui, fraîchement coupé chez le boucher.
TAMBERLANE : ... hé...
HORS ÉCRAN : Tu penses qu’elle pourrait être carnivore ?
HORS ÉCRAN : Eh bien, au moins un omnivore.
HORS ÉCRAN : Elle a la dentition pour cela.

[SFX : PTEUGH]

TAMBERLANE : Pois !
HORS ÉCRAN : D’accord, d’accord ! Tu auras tes pois, chérie.

BELFRY : Fais-moi juste une petite faveur, d'accord ?
TAMBERLANE : Pois, s'il te plaît.
BELFRY : Très bien ! Mais pourrais-tu s'il te plaît essayer encore une bouchée pour moi ?

TAMBERLANE : Mllleeehh...

TAMBERLANE : BEURK ! Non !! AIME PAS !
BELFRY : C'est bon ! Tu as fait un très bon travail !
BELFRY : Tu as mérité ces pois.
OAKEWOOD : Conclusions préliminaires : n'a pas apprécié la venaison crue.
OAKEWOOD : Peut-être que d'autres types de viande ou de préparation lui plairaient.

FUORI CAMPO: Quella è carne di cervo?
FUORI CAMPO: Sì, appena tagliata dal macellaio.
TAMBERLANE: ...bleh...
FUORI CAMPO: Pensi che possa essere un carnivoro?
FUORI CAMPO: Beh, almeno un onnivoro.
FUORI CAMPO: Ha la dentatura giusta per quello.

[SFX: PTEUGH]

TAMBERLANE: Piselli!
FUORI CAMPO: Ok ok! Avrai i tuoi piselli, tesoro.

BELFRY: Fammi solo un piccolo favore, va bene?
TAMBERLANE: Piselli, per favore.
BELFRY: Brava! Ma potresti, per favore, provare un altro boccone per me?

TAMBERLANE: Mllleeehh...

TAMBERLANE: YACK! No!! Non * MI PIACE!*
BELFRY: Va bene! Hai fatto un ottimo lavoro!
BELFRY: Ti sei guadagnata quei piselli.
OAKEWOOD: Risultati preliminari: Non gradisce la carne di cervo cruda.
OAKEWOOD: Forse altri tipi di carne o preparazioni potrebbero piacerle.

[OUTDATED]

POZA EKRANEM: To sarnina?
POZA EKRANEM: Tak, zamówiłem trochę więcej od rzeźnika.
TAMBERLANE: ...bleh...
POZA EKRANEM: Myślisz że może być mięsożerna?
POZA EKRANEM: No albo przynajmniej wszystkożerna.
POZA EKRANEM: Ma do tego specjalne zęby.

[SFX: PTEUGH]

TAMBERLANE: Groszki!
POZA EKRANEM: Okej, okej! Dam ci groszek, słodka.

BELFRY: Ale zrobisz mi proszę malutką przysługę?
TAMBERLANE: Groszek proszę.
BELFRY: Bardzo ładnie! A weźmiesz proszę dla mnie jeszcze jednego gryza?

TAMBERLANE: Mllleeehh...

TAMBERLANE: BLE! Nie!! Nie LUBIĘ!
BELFRY: Okej! Bardzo ładnie!
BELFRY: Co powiesz na ten groszek?
OAKEWOOD: Uwaga wstępna: ani owadożerca ani mięsożerca.

FORA: Isso é carne de veado?
FORA: Sim, o açougueiro acabou de cortar.
TAMBERLANE: ...bleh...
FORA: Você acha que ela pode ser carnívora?
FORA: Bem, pelo menos onívora.
FORA: Ela tem a dentição pra isso.

[SFX: PTEUGH]

TAMBERLANE: Ervilhas!
FORA: Certo, certo! Eu vou pegar suas ervilhas, docinho.

BELFRY: Só me faz um favorzinho, ok?
TAMBERLANE: Ervilhas, por favor.
BELFRY: Muito bom! Mas você pode por favor tentar mais uma mordida?

TAMBERLANE: Mllleeehh...

TAMBERLANE: ECA! Não!! Não GOSTO!
BELFRY: Tudo bem! Você fez um bom trabalho.
BELFRY: Você mereceu as ervilhas.
OAKEWOOD: Descobertas preliminares: não gostou de veado cru.
OAKEWOOD: Talvez outros tipos de carne ou preparação seriam atrativos pra ela.

ПОЗАКАДРОМ: Це оленина?
ПОЗАКАДРОМ: Так, щойно взяв з м'ясної лавки.
ТЕМБЕРЛЕЙН: ...бле...
ПОЗАКАДРОМ: Ти думаєш, що вона може бути хижачкою?
ПОЗАКАДРОМ: Ну, принаймні вона могла б з'їсти оленину.
ПОЗАКАДРОМ: У неї для цього відповідні зуби.

[SFX: ПФЕЕЕ]

ТЕМБЕРЛЕЙН: Горох!
ПОЗАКАДРОМ: Добре, добре! Ти отримаєш свій горох, мила.

БЕЛФРІ: Просто зроби мені невелику послугу, гаразд?
ТЕМБЕРЛЕЙН: Горох, будь ласка.
БЕЛФРІ: Дуже добре! Але чи не спробуєш ти, будь ласка, ще укусити один раз для мене?

ТЕМБЕРЛЕЙН: М-м-м-м-м...

ТЕМБЕРЛЕЙН: ФЬ! Ні!! Не ПОДОБАЄТЬСЯ!
БЕЛФРІ: Це нормально! Ти зробила чудову роботу!
БЕЛФРІ: Ти заробила ці горошки.
ОКВУД: Попередні результати: не сподобалася сира оленина.
ОКВУД: Можливо, їй сподобалися б інші види м’яса або приготування.

OFFSCREEN: זה בשר ציד?
OFFSCREEN: כן, טרי לגמרי ישר מהקצב.
TAMBERLANE: ...בעעע...
OFFSCREEN: אתה חושב שהיא אוכלת בשר?
OFFSCREEN: טוב, היא בטוח אוכלת כל.
OFFSCREEN: יש לא את השיניים המתאימות.

[SFX: טפפפוו]

TAMBERLANE: אפונה!
OFFSCREEN: בסדר, בסדר! אני אביא לך אפונים, מתוקה.

BELFRY: רק תעשי לי טובה קטנה, בסדר?
TAMBERLANE: רוצה אפונה.
BELFRY: איזה יופי! את יכולה לתת מזה עוד ביס קטן בשבילי?

TAMBERLANE: מלללעעעעע...

TAMBERLANE: איכ! לא!! לא רוצה!
BELFRY: הכל טוב! את היית נהדרת!
BELFRY: אני כבר מביאה לך אפונה.
OAKEWOOD: ממצאים מקדימים: היא לא נהנתה מבשר ציד נא.
OAKEWOOD: אולי סוגים שונים של בשר או הכנה אחרת ימשכו אותה.

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