Menu

First Previous
263
Next Last
Previous Page Next Page
First Previous
263
Next Last

Enjoying the Comic? Show Your Support!

The next free public art raffle stream will happen when we reach 500 paid patrons!

472500

Copied URL!

Page 263

Posted on
June 23, 2021

Chapter: Chapter 4

Characters: Anthony, Penny, Marie, Piper, Tamberlane

Tags: Cameo

Flatted by: Knack Whittle

Tamberlane is Currently Sponsored By...

Aaron Nauert, Aelius, Alexander D'Archangel, Anguis, Argeddion, B1 Battle Droid, BB, berwyn, Bheckadee, Bill Marcum, Blazeofspikes, Bruce Corpuz, Bullhead, CalTheUntitled, Chartry, Chris, Chris G., Chris wolfe, Chuckles, Cilestin, Circle Shift, Crimson Nova, Damien Mundt, Dana Simpson, Daphne Pfister, David Rusk, Demoriel, Dokterkokter69, Dolly Strawberry, Dr. PHDangit, Draagonslayer19, Dylan Evans, Emily Yates, FanimationMik, Fingers, ForumFox, Fruitso, Fruxalga, Frédéric Legaré, Gavyn Lumier, godbride, Gryphon, Gunny Waffle, Holograph, Hues Of Blue, Hugi R, Ido Shalev, Inventor, Ira, jc431, Jenna Abel Bradford, Jesus, K9Elements, Kagetsume, Kcaz Srehtiw, KennoWP, l AuroraWolf I, Lester D. Crawford, LonelyFalcon, Maciej Korzeniowski, Manuel Hahn, Martyn, metalmattress4, michael, Micheal R Felton, Microfan, mwi, n.e.c., Naomi 'Note Worthy' Slover, Nick, nicky, Nicole Thornwolf Dornsife, Nightshade89, null_void, Packardlebaron, Patrick Kingsley, Paul Steffens, PBar, Rachael Jokerst, Rattle Rabbit, Remi, Rhianna, Riccardo Broccoletti, Rick Griffin, Sammy Naylor, Sarah, SattaiLanfear, Sebastian, Shadoian DraconicFox, Shout_2000, ShuSquirrel, SilverHeart, Skandranon, smo1704, Sneb23, SourMonkey, Sticklord, SurlyVulpine, Temrin, That_One_Furry, The Lonely Sand Person, The Masked Retriever, Tidalbelt, Tim Latshaw, Turo, Violet Rose in The Dark, wes9511, Wilford B. Wolf, William kinney, wjd1206, Yvonne Clapham, Zorua705

Author's Notes:

Piper's storytelling chops are... questionable.

Tamberlane's Cowriter Needs Help!

Ari and his partner Izzy — who has helped as a flatter for Tamberlane in the past — desperately need our help. They have lost a large portion of their income and are unable to afford rent and utilities. As a student Visa holder, Izzy is unable to do any paid work until she receives permission from the government. Worst case scenario, this might take 8 months. Until then, they are reliant on support from others to afford housing.

In response to this, Foxglove Comics is banding together to host an emergency fundraiser, with 14 different artists offering commissions!

For full details, please visit our fundraiser webpage. There are multiple prizes to be had, including a rarely offered piano vocal song commission from Ari, and even commissions from Caytlin! Commission work will be streamed on Saturday, April 26th. Caytlin will not be a part of the stream, but will be doing commissions nonetheless.

Commissions and donations are available right now! Get your commission slot while they're available! And keep an eye on this space, because Caytlin will also be auctioning off a full-color "wing-it" commission slot this week! Details to come.

Transcript

PIPER: In a town not far from here lived poor Jackie Fleur.

PIPER: He was a young florist, our Jackie was.
PIPER: And like lots of florists, he was a romantic.

PIPER: He fell utterly in love with his customer, Miss Westfield.
PIPER: Oh, their love was torrid!
PIPER: And passionate!
TAMBERLANE (quietly): what's "torrid" mean?
MARIE (quietly): i dunno
PIPER: So of course, they were to be wed!

PIPER: But the moment the wedding bells rang, their passion died!!
PIPER: And Jackie told Miss Westfield that he didn't love her anymore.

PIPER: And you know what she did?

ANTHONY: She got a divorce?
PIPER: No, she DIED!!!

[OUTDATED]

PIPER: In einer Stadt nicht weit von hier lebte der arme Jackie Fleur.

PIPER: Ein armer Florist war er, der arme Jackie.
PIPER: Und wie so viele Floristen war er romantisch.

PIPER: Er hat sich furchtbar in seine Kundin verliebt, Miss Westfield.

PIPER: Oh, ihre Liebe war heißblütig!
PIPER: Und leidenschaftlich!
TAMBERLANE: kann blut heiß sein?
MARIE: keine ahnung

PIPER: Sie haben geheiratet, aber kaum war die Hochzeit vorbei, war die Leidenschaft tot!
PIPER: Und Jackie sagte Miss Westfield, dass er sie nicht mehr liebte.

PIPER: Und weißt du was sie gemacht hat?

ANTHONY: Sich scheiden lassen?
PIPER: Nein, sie STARB!!!

PIPER : Dans une ville non loin d'ici vivait le pauvre Jackie Fleur.

PIPER : C'était un jeune fleuriste, notre Jackie.
PIPER : Et comme beaucoup de fleuristes, c'était un romantique.

PIPER : Il est tombé complètement amoureux de sa cliente, Miss Westfield.
PIPER : Oh, leur amour était torride !
PIPER : Et passionné !
TAMBERLANE (à voix basse) : qu'est-ce que ça veut dire "torride" ?
MARIE (à voix basse) : je ne sais pas
PIPER : Alors bien sûr, ils devaient se marier !

PIPER : Mais au moment où les cloches du mariage ont sonné, leur passion est morte !!
PIPER : Et Jackie a dit à Miss Westfield qu'il ne l'aimait plus.

PIPER : Et vous savez ce qu'elle a fait ?

ANTHONY : Elle a divorcé ?
PIPER : Non, elle EST MORTE !!!

PIPER: Em uma cidade não muito longe daqui, vivia pobre Jackie Fleur.

PIPER: Ele era um jovem florista, nosso Jackie era.
PIPER: E como muitos floristas, ele era um romântico.

PIPER: Ele se apaixonou completamente por seu cliente, a Senhora Westfield.
PIPER: Oh, o amor deles era tórrido!
PIPER: E apaixonado!
TAMBERLANE (quietamente): o que "tórrido" significa?
MARIE (quietamente): sei lá
PIPER: Então claro, eles deviam se casar!

PIPER: Mas no momento que os sinos de casamento soaram, a paixão deles morreu!
PIPER: E Jackie contou à Senhora Westfield que ele não amava ela mais.

PIPER: E você sabe o que ela fez?

ANTHONY: Ela se divorciou?
PIPER: Não, ela MORREU!!!

ПІПЕР: У містечку неподалік звідси жив бідний Джекі Флер.

ПІПЕР: Він був молодим флористом, наш Джекі.
ПІПЕР: І як багато флористів, він був романтиком.

ПІПЕР: Він страшенно закохався у свою клієнтку, пані Вестфілд.
ПІПЕР: О, їхнє кохання було пристрасним!
ПІПЕР: І полум’яним!
ТЕМБЕРЛЕЙН (тихо): що значить "пристрасним"?
МАРІ (тихо): я не знаю
ПІПЕР: Тож, звичайно, вони мали одружитися!

ПІПЕР: Але в той момент, коли задзвонили весільні дзвони, їхня пристрасть вмерла!!
ПІПЕР: І Джекі сказав пані Вестфілд, що він її більше не любить.

ПІПЕР: І знаєш, що вона зробила?

ЕНТОНІ: Вона розлучилася?
ПІПЕР: Ні, вона ПОМЕРЛА!!!

PIPER: בעיר אחת לא רחוקה מכאן חי לו ג׳קי פלר המסכן.

PIPER: הוא היה מוכר פרחים צעיר, ג׳אקי׳לה שלנו.
PIPER: וכמו הרבה מוכרי פרחים, הוא היה רומנטי.

PIPER: הוא התאהב לגמרי בלקוחה שלו, גברת וסטפילד.
PIPER: או, אהבתם היתה משולהבת!
PIPER: ומלאת תשוקה!
TAMBERLANE (quietly): מה זה "משולהבת"?
MARIE (quietly): אני לא יודעת
PIPER: אז מן הסתם, הם עמדו להתחתן!

PIPER: אבל ברגע שפעמוני החתונה צלצלו, תשוקתם מתה!!
PIPER: וג׳קי אמר לגברת וסטפילד שהוא כבר לא אוהב אותה יותר.

PIPER: ואתם יודעים מה היא עשתה?

ANTHONY: היא חתמה גירושין?
PIPER: לא, היא מתה!!!

Languages