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Posted on
June 23, 2021

Chapter: Chapter 4

Characters: Anthony, Penny, Marie, Piper, Tamberlane

Tags: Cameo

Flatted by: Knack Whittle

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Author's Notes:

Piper's storytelling chops are... questionable.

The Cast Page is Updated!

After many months of hard work, double-checking timelines, doing science, banging heads against walls, and typing furiously into code windows, the cast page has been updated! Ages and birthdays have made their return, bios have been updated (including the last stragglers, for those who found the cast page updates earlier this month), there's a new format, trivia, and even a list of the Tales from Treehollow a character has appeared in!

In addition, there are fresh and updated banners for the TfTs on the comic pages, including for the many short stories that were not previously being shown. Hooray!

For those who were hoping the cast stories would make a return, that is a future project. Unfortunately it will require us to write short stories for A LOT of characters so... don't hold your breath? Either way, enjoy the changes!

Transcript

PIPER: In a town not far from here lived poor Jackie Fleur.

PIPER: He was a young florist, our Jackie was.
PIPER: And like lots of florists, he was a romantic.

PIPER: He fell utterly in love with his customer, Miss Westfield.
PIPER: Oh, their love was torrid!
PIPER: And passionate!
TAMBERLANE (quietly): what's "torrid" mean?
MARIE (quietly): i dunno
PIPER: So of course, they were to be wed!

PIPER: But the moment the wedding bells rang, their passion died!!
PIPER: And Jackie told Miss Westfield that he didn't love her anymore.

PIPER: And you know what she did?

ANTHONY: She got a divorce?
PIPER: No, she DIED!!!

[OUTDATED]

PIPER: In einer Stadt nicht weit von hier lebte der arme Jackie Fleur.

PIPER: Ein armer Florist war er, der arme Jackie.
PIPER: Und wie so viele Floristen war er romantisch.

PIPER: Er hat sich furchtbar in seine Kundin verliebt, Miss Westfield.

PIPER: Oh, ihre Liebe war heißblütig!
PIPER: Und leidenschaftlich!
TAMBERLANE: kann blut heiß sein?
MARIE: keine ahnung

PIPER: Sie haben geheiratet, aber kaum war die Hochzeit vorbei, war die Leidenschaft tot!
PIPER: Und Jackie sagte Miss Westfield, dass er sie nicht mehr liebte.

PIPER: Und weißt du was sie gemacht hat?

ANTHONY: Sich scheiden lassen?
PIPER: Nein, sie STARB!!!

PIPER : Dans une ville non loin d'ici vivait le pauvre Jackie Fleur.

PIPER : C'était un jeune fleuriste, notre Jackie.
PIPER : Et comme beaucoup de fleuristes, c'était un romantique.

PIPER : Il est tombé complètement amoureux de sa cliente, Miss Westfield.
PIPER : Oh, leur amour était torride !
PIPER : Et passionné !
TAMBERLANE (à voix basse) : qu'est-ce que ça veut dire "torride" ?
MARIE (à voix basse) : je ne sais pas
PIPER : Alors bien sûr, ils devaient se marier !

PIPER : Mais au moment où les cloches du mariage ont sonné, leur passion est morte !!
PIPER : Et Jackie a dit à Miss Westfield qu'il ne l'aimait plus.

PIPER : Et vous savez ce qu'elle a fait ?

ANTHONY : Elle a divorcé ?
PIPER : Non, elle EST MORTE !!!

PIPER: Em uma cidade não muito longe daqui, vivia pobre Jackie Fleur.

PIPER: Ele era um jovem florista, nosso Jackie era.
PIPER: E como muitos floristas, ele era um romântico.

PIPER: Ele se apaixonou completamente por seu cliente, a Senhora Westfield.
PIPER: Oh, o amor deles era tórrido!
PIPER: E apaixonado!
TAMBERLANE (quietamente): o que "tórrido" significa?
MARIE (quietamente): sei lá
PIPER: Então claro, eles deviam se casar!

PIPER: Mas no momento que os sinos de casamento soaram, a paixão deles morreu!
PIPER: E Jackie contou à Senhora Westfield que ele não amava ela mais.

PIPER: E você sabe o que ela fez?

ANTHONY: Ela se divorciou?
PIPER: Não, ela MORREU!!!

ПІПЕР: У містечку неподалік звідси жив бідний Джекі Флер.

ПІПЕР: Він був молодим флористом, наш Джекі.
ПІПЕР: І як багато флористів, він був романтиком.

ПІПЕР: Він страшенно закохався у свою клієнтку, пані Вестфілд.
ПІПЕР: О, їхнє кохання було пристрасним!
ПІПЕР: І полум’яним!
ТЕМБЕРЛЕЙН (тихо): що значить "пристрасним"?
МАРІ (тихо): я не знаю
ПІПЕР: Тож, звичайно, вони мали одружитися!

ПІПЕР: Але в той момент, коли задзвонили весільні дзвони, їхня пристрасть вмерла!!
ПІПЕР: І Джекі сказав пані Вестфілд, що він її більше не любить.

ПІПЕР: І знаєш, що вона зробила?

ЕНТОНІ: Вона розлучилася?
ПІПЕР: Ні, вона ПОМЕРЛА!!!

PIPER: בעיר אחת לא רחוקה מכאן חי לו ג׳קי פלר המסכן.

PIPER: הוא היה מוכר פרחים צעיר, ג׳אקי׳לה שלנו.
PIPER: וכמו הרבה מוכרי פרחים, הוא היה רומנטי.

PIPER: הוא התאהב לגמרי בלקוחה שלו, גברת וסטפילד.
PIPER: או, אהבתם היתה משולהבת!
PIPER: ומלאת תשוקה!
TAMBERLANE (quietly): מה זה "משולהבת"?
MARIE (quietly): אני לא יודעת
PIPER: אז מן הסתם, הם עמדו להתחתן!

PIPER: אבל ברגע שפעמוני החתונה צלצלו, תשוקתם מתה!!
PIPER: וג׳קי אמר לגברת וסטפילד שהוא כבר לא אוהב אותה יותר.

PIPER: ואתם יודעים מה היא עשתה?

ANTHONY: היא חתמה גירושין?
PIPER: לא, היא מתה!!!

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