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Posted on
June 30, 2021

Chapter: Chapter 4

Characters: Anthony, Piper, Tamberlane

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Author's Notes:

Come on, Anthony, don't you know this is a STORY??? That's BORING.

Also, my apologies to Rudyard Kipling for this extremely vague interpretation of his story The Phantom Carriage.

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  • Reduced the number of tiers down to 3 regular tiers and 1 high donor tier.
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  • Revamped Collections to be more robust and helpful.
  • Deleted old posts that are no longer useful.
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Transcript

ANTHONY: She died? She can't have died from that!
PIPER: She died of heartbreak, Anthony! Where's your sense of romance?
ANTHONY: That's not romance, that's murder!

ANTHONY: That's a dumb story! It's not even spooky!
PIPER: I'm not done, Anthony, jeez!

PIPER: Anyway.
PIPER: She had a brightly colored wagon, and when Miss Westfield-Fleur died, Jackie couldn't stand to look at it.
PIPER: So he put it into storage.

PIPER: But it seemed that everywhere he went...
PIPER: The wagon was there!

PIPER: He couldn't get away from it! It followed him everywhere!
PIPER: Even to the bathroom!
ANTHONY (quietly): This is ridiculous.

[OUTDATED]

ANTHONY: Sie starb? Sie konnte daran nicht gestorben sein!
PIPER: Sie starb wegen ihres gebrochenen Herzens, Anthony! Wo ist dein Sinn für Romantik?
ANTHONY: Das ist keine Romantik, das ist Mord!

ANTHONY: Das ist eine blöde Geschichte! Die war nichmal gruselig!
PIPER: Ich bin noch nicht fertig, Anthony, meine Güte!

PIPER: Wie auch immer.
PIPER: Sie hatte einen farbenfrohen Wagen, und als Miss Westfield-Fleur starb, hat Jackie ihn verstaut.

PIPER: Aber egal wohin er auch ging...
PIPER: Der Wagen war immer dort!

PIPER: Er konnte ihn nicht loswerden! Er verfolgte ihn überallhin!
PIPER: Sogar auf's Klo!
ANTHONY: Das ist doch bescheuert.

ANTHONY : Elle est morte ? Elle ne peut pas être morte à cause de ça !
PIPER : Elle est morte de chagrin, Anthony ! Où est ton sens de la romance ?
ANTHONY : Ce n'est pas de la romance, c'est un meurtre !

ANTHONY : C'est une histoire stupide ! Ce n'est même pas effrayant !
PIPER : Je n'ai pas fini, Anthony, bon sang !

PIPER : Quoi qu'il en soit.
PIPER : Elle avait un chariot aux couleurs vives, et quand Miss Westfield-Fleur est morte, Jackie ne pouvait plus supporter de le regarder.
PIPER : Alors il l'a mis en réserve.

PIPER : Mais il semblait que partout où il allait...
PIPER : Le chariot était là !

PIPER : Il ne pouvait pas y échapper ! Il l'a suivi partout !
PIPER : Même dans la salle de bain !
ANTHONY (doucement) : C'est ridicule.

ANTHONY: Ela morreu? Ela não pode ter morrido daquilo!
PIPER: Ela morreu de mágoa, Anthony! Cadê seu senso de romance?
ANTHONY: Isso não é romance, é um assassinato!

ANTHONY: Essa é uma história idiota! Não é nem assustadora!
PIPER: Eu ainda não acabei, Anthony, pô!

PIPER: Mas então.
PIPER: Ela tinha um vagão com cores fortes, e quando a Senhora Westfield-Fleur morreu, Jackie não conseguia suportar ver ele.
PIPER: Então ele colocou ele em um armazém

PIPER: Mas parecia que em todo lugar que ele ia...
PIPER: O vagão estava lá!

PIPER: Ele não conseguia fugir dele! Seguia ele pra todo lugar!
PIPER: Até no banheiro!
ANTHONY (quietamente): Isso é ridículo.

ЕНТОНІ: Вона померла? Вона не могла померти від цього!
ПІПЕР: Вона померла від розбитого серця, Ентоні! Де твоє відчуття романтики?
ЕНТОНІ: Це не романтика, це вбивство!

ЕНТОНІ: Це тупа історія! Це навіть не моторошно!
ПІПЕР: Я ще не закінчила, Ентоні, боже!

ПІПЕР: У будь-якому випадку.
ПІПЕР: У неї був яскравий вагончик, і коли пані Вестфілд-Флер померла, Джекі не міг на нього дивитися.
ПІПЕР: Отже, він відвіз його на зберігання.

ПІПЕР: Але здавалося, куди б він не пішов...
ПІПЕР: Вагон їхав за ним!

ПІПЕР: Він не міг від нього втекти! Він слідкував за ним всюди!
ПІПЕР: Навіть у ванні!
ЕНТОНІ (тихо): Це смішно.

ANTHONY: היא מתה? לא יכול להיות שהיא מתה בגלל זה!
PIPER: היא מתה משברון לב, אנתוני! איפה חוש הרומנטיקה שלך?
ANTHONY: זה לא רומנטיקה, זה רצח!

ANTHONY: זה סיפור מטומטם! הוא אפילו לא מפחיד!
PIPER: אני עוד לא סיימתי, אנתוני, רבאק!

PIPER: בכל אופן.
PIPER: היתה לה עגלה בעלת צבעים בוהקים, וכשגברת וסטפילד-פלר מתה, ג׳קי לא היה יכול להסתכל עליה.
PIPER: אז הוא שם אותה באחסון.

PIPER: אבל נראה שלכל מקום שהוא הלך אליו...
PIPER: העגלה היתה שם!

PIPER: הוא לא היה יכול להתחמק ממנה! היא עקבה אחריו לכל מקום!
PIPER: אפילו לתוך השירותים!
ANTHONY (quietly): זה כבר מגוחך.

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