Author's Notes:
Ooh, Cur has some life lessons to share with Tamberlane~
Thanks as always to Chaon (Cur), Jonas (Jonas), and Kira (Ashley) for their cameos! And thanks to Knack Whittle for flatting!
Tamberlane Books Now Available!
You can pick up the Arc 1 Omnibus and all 4 remastered softcovers here!!
Now, some notes:
We do not guarantee that the physical books will arrive in time for Christmas.
They will not be shipped until the Kickstarter and Backerkit is finished being fulfilled. We expect that will be mid-December, but as White Squirrel will go on holiday starting December 19th, it might not be until January next year.
Prefer your comics digital? Then the PDF versions of all of the above are for you! You can find those here, but they ALSO come free with purchase of the physical versions!
GPSR and Canada Shipping Complications
Unfortunately, I have some rough news: EU and Northern Ireland residents have until December 19th, 5:00pm PST to place orders in the shop. After that, due to new regulation, we will be unable to sell you fine folks anything (even digital files!) for the foreseeable future. Any order placed before that deadline will be fulfilled, even if it has to be fulfilled early next year. We hope to be able to change this eventually, but for now, we do what we must.
The Canadian Postal strike, meanwhile, means that we will hold any Canadian order that's using USPS or Asendia until the strike is done. UPS, Fed-Ex, and DHL are still active and available shipping options, however!
For more information about this, holiday deadlines, and additional shipping information, please see this post.
New TfT Released!
At long last, the promised Walter/Tess short comic, Just Across the River, drawn by Minty Messerly, is now released! Buy it here!
Patreon Birthday Sale
It's my birthday this month!! Until December 14th, 8:35am PST, all new monthly subscriptions to the Tamberlane Patreon are 15% off!! Just use code EA527 at checkout!
(Yeah, I know the time choice is, uh, weird; I messed up and can't fix it :'D oh well??)
That's everything I have for you today, folks! I am sure there are going to be a dozen hiccups that spring up in the next couple of days, but hey, we do what we can.
🎄 Happy holidays and enjoy! 🎄
Transcript
CUR: What's got your knickers in a twist?
TAMBERLANE: Why did--
TAMBERLANE: Why did you do that?!
JONAS: 'Cuz Piper's a total jerk, that's why.
KIRA: Why are you so mad about it? She's picked on you, too!
TAMBERLANE: Because it's NOT NICE!
TAMBERLANE: Don't hurt creatures, EVER!
KIRA: pfft
CUR: Get a load of the Furless Wonder! "Don't hurt creatures?"
CUR: Grow up. Creatures get hurt every day.
TAMBERLANE: rrrr...
[OUTDATED]
CUR: Was bringt dich denn so auf die Palme?
TAMBERLANE: Wieso hast--
TAMBERLANE: Wieso hast du das getan?!
JONAS: Weil Piper ein riesen Arsch ist, deswegen.
KIRA: Wieso regst du dich so darüber auf? Sie ärgert dich auch ständig!
TAMBERLANE: Weil das NICHT NETT IST!
TAMBERLANE: Tu NIEMALS Kreaturen weh!
CUR: Schaut euch nur das felllose Wundertier an! "Tu niemals Kreaturen weh"?
CUR: Werd Erwachsen. Kreaturen wird jeden Tag wehgetan.
CABOT : Qu'est-ce qui te met dans tous tes états ?
TAMBERLANE : Pourquoi...
TAMBERLANE : Pourquoi as-tu fait ça ?!
JONAS : Parce que Piper est une vrai naze, c'est pour ça.
KIRA : Pourquoi es-tu si en colère à ce sujet ? Elle s'en prend à toi aussi !
TAMBERLANE : Parce que c'est PAS BIEN !
TAMBERLANE : Ne blessez pas les créatures, JAMAIS !
KIRA : pfft
CABOT : Prenez votre dose de la Merveille Sans Fourrure ! "Ne blesse pas les créatures ?"
CABOT : Grandis. Les créatures sont blessées tous les jours.
TAMBERLANE : rrr...
RAFEIRO: Qualé a tua?
TAMBERLANE: Por que você--
TAMBERLANE: Por que você fez isso?!
JONAS: Porque a Piper é uma babacona, por isso.
KIRA: Por que você tá tão brava sobre isso? Ela enche seu saco também!
TAMBERLANE: Porque NÃO É LEGAL!
TAMBERLANE: * Não machuca criaturas, *NUNCA! **
RAFEIRO: Saca só a Prodígio Pelada! Não machuca criaturas?
RAFEIRO: Vê se cresce. Criaturas são machucadas todo dia.
TAMBERLANE: rrrr...
ПЕС: Що тебе настільки розлютило?
ТЕМБЕРЛЕЙН: Чому...
ТЕМБЕРЛЕЙН: Чому ти це зробив?!
ДЖОНАС: «Тому що Піпер повна придуркувата, ось чому.
КІРА: Чому ти така роздратована через це? Вона теж до тебе чеплялася!
ТЕМБЕРЛЕЙН: Тому що це НЕГАРНО!
ТЕМБЕРЛЕЙН: НІКОЛИ! Не ображайте істот.
КІРА: пфф
ПЕС: Отримайте поради від лисого дива! — Не завдавати шкоди істотам?
ПЕС: Подорослішай вже. Істоти отримують біль щодня.
ТЕМБЕРЛЕЙН: рррр...
CUR: נו, מה קרה שנהיית לי פתאום ריגשי?
TAMBERLANE: למה--
TAMBERLANE: למה עשית את זה?!
JONAS: כי פייפר היתה חתיכת קקה, זה למה.
KIRA: למה את כל כך כועסת על זה? היא היתה מציקה גם לך, את יודעת!
TAMBERLANE: בגלל שזה לא נחמד!
TAMBERLANE: אל תפגע בברי חיים אחרים, לעולם!
KIRA: פפפף
CUR: תשמעו בקולה של המופלאה חסרת הפרווה! "אל תפגעו בברי חיים?"
CUR: תתבגרי. ברי חיים נפגעים בכל יום.
TAMBERLANE: רררר...
