Author's Notes:
Oh boy, an argument! Sounds like... fun?? Frankly, Cur has some good points.
Thank you to Chaon (Cur), Jonas (Jonas), and Ashley (Kira) for your patron cameos! And Thank you to Elle Pierre for flatting this page!
Tamberlane Books Now Available!
You can pick up the Arc 1 Omnibus and all 4 remastered softcovers here!!
Now, some notes:
We do not guarantee that the physical books will arrive in time for Christmas.
They will not be shipped until the Kickstarter and Backerkit is finished being fulfilled. We expect that will be mid-December, but as White Squirrel will go on holiday starting December 19th, it might not be until January next year.
Prefer your comics digital? Then the PDF versions of all of the above are for you! You can find those here, but they ALSO come free with purchase of the physical versions!
GPSR and Canada Shipping Complications
Unfortunately, I have some rough news: EU and Northern Ireland residents have until December 19th, 5:00pm PST to place orders in the shop. After that, due to new regulation, we will be unable to sell you fine folks anything (even digital files!) for the foreseeable future. Any order placed before that deadline will be fulfilled, even if it has to be fulfilled early next year. We hope to be able to change this eventually, but for now, we do what we must.
The Canadian Postal strike, meanwhile, means that we will hold any Canadian order that's using USPS or Asendia until the strike is done. UPS, Fed-Ex, and DHL are still active and available shipping options, however!
For more information about this, holiday deadlines, and additional shipping information, please see this post.
New TfT Released!
At long last, the promised Walter/Tess short comic, Just Across the River, drawn by Minty Messerly, is now released! Buy it here!
Patreon Birthday Sale
It's my birthday this month!! Until December 14th, 8:35am PST, all new monthly subscriptions to the Tamberlane Patreon are 15% off!! Just use code EA527 at checkout!
(Yeah, I know the time choice is, uh, weird; I messed up and can't fix it :'D oh well??)
That's everything I have for you today, folks! I am sure there are going to be a dozen hiccups that spring up in the next couple of days, but hey, we do what we can.
🎄 Happy holidays and enjoy! 🎄
Transcript
TAMBERLANE: You hurt Piper! Hurting creatures is BAD!
CUR: Oh!! Don't think I didn't catch you curl your rotten little paw into a fist!
CUR: If hurtin' creatures is so bad, why'd you try to do it, huh?!
TAMBERLANE: I- I just want you to STOP!!
TAMBERLANE: And I want you gone!
CUR: Ooo, I'm Tamberlane! I don't hurt no one!
CUR: Bollocks and tosh!
TAMBERLANE: You HURT PIPER!
CUR: SHE HURT ME FIRST!
TAMBERLANE: SAY YOU'RE SORRY!!
CUR: Oh, you want me to say I'm sorry??
KIRA: Forget her, she's a freak! Let's get outta here 'fore we get into trouble again!
JONAS: Yeah, who cares what she thinks?
[OUTDATED]
TAMBERLANE: Du hast Piper wehgetan. Lebewesen wehtun ist BÖSE!
CUR: Ich?? Piper tut anderen ständig weh!
CUR: Dich interessiert's nur nicht, weil sie dich jetzt in Ruhe lässt!
TAMBERLANE: Sie bringt andere nicht zum Weinen!! Ich will nur, dass du AUFHÖRST!!
CUR: Natürlich! Ich hab doch vorhin deine Faust gesehen!
CUR: Ooh, ich bin Tamberlane! Ich tuh keinem was weh!
CUR: Gelaber und Getue!
TAMBERLANE: Du musstest aber AUFHÖREN!
CUR: ICH HAB AUFGEHÖRT! Du wolltest mich TROTZDEM SCHLAGEN!
TAMBERLANE: SAG ES TUT DIR LEID!!
CUR: Oh, du willst, dass ich mich entschuldige??
KIRA: Vergiss sie, sie ist irre! Hauen wir ab b'vor wir wieder eins drüber kriegen!
JONAS: Ja, wen interessiert schon was sie denkt?
TAMBERLANE : Tu as blessé Piper ! Blesser des créatures est MAL !
CABOT : Oh !! Ne pense pas que je ne t'ai pas surpris en train de serrer ta petite patte en un poing pourri !
CABOT : Si blesser des créatures est si grave, pourquoi as-tu essayé de le faire, hein ?!
TAMBERLANE : Je- Je veux juste que tu ARRÊTES !!
TAMBERLANE : Et je veux que tu partes !
CABOT : Ooo, je suis Tamberlane ! Je ne fais de mal à personne !
CABOT : Conneries et foutaises !
TAMBERLANE : Tu as BLESSÉ PIPER !
CABOT : ELLE M'A FAIT MAL EN PREMIER !
TAMBERLANE : DIS QUE TU ES DÉSOLÉ !!
CABOT : Oh, tu veux que je dise Je suis désolé ??
KIRA : Oublie-la, c'est une monstre ! Partons d'ici avant d'avoir à nouveau des ennuis !
JONAS : Ouais, peu importe ce qu'elle pense ?
TAMBERLANE: Você machucou a Piper! Machucar criaturas é RUIM!
RAFEIRO: Oh!! Não pensa que eu não vi você fazer um um punho com essa sua patinha podre!
RAFEIRO: Se machucar criaturas é ruim, por quê você tentou, hein?
TAMBERLANE: Eu- Eu só quero que você PARE!!
RAFEIRO: E eu quero você fora daqui!
RAFEIRO: Ooo, Eu sou a Tamberlane! Eu não machuco ninguém!
RAFEIRO: Mó besteira!
TAMBERLANE: Você MACHUCOU A PIPER!
RAFEIRO: ELA ME MACHUCOU PRIMEIRO!
TAMBERLANE: PEDE DESCULPA!
RAFEIRO: Oh, você quer que eu peça desculpa??
KIRA: Deixa ela, ela é esquisita! Bora dar o pé antes que a gente se encrenque!
JONAS: É, quem se importa com o que ela pensa?
ТЕМБЕРЛЕЙН: Ти зашкодив Піпер! Завдавати біль істотам - це ПОГАНО!
ПЕС: О!! Не думай, що я не помітив, як ти стиснув свою гнилу лапку в кулак!
ПЕС: Якщо завдавати болю істотам так погано, чому ти намагався це робити, га?!
ТЕМБЕРЛЕЙН: Я просто хочу, щоб ти ЗУПИНИВСЯ!!
ТЕМБЕРЛЕЙН: І я хочу, щоб ти пішов!
ПЕС: Ооо, я Темберлейне! Я не завдаю шкоди нікому!
ПЕС: Це нісенітниця і безглуздя!
ТЕМБЕРЛЕЙН: Ти ПОРАНИВ ПІПЕР!
ПЕС: ВОНА ПОРАНИЛА МЕНЕ ПЕРШОЮ!
ТЕМБЕРЛЕЙН: ВИБАЧСЯ!!
ПЕС: О, ти хочеш, щоб я сказав Вибач??
КІРА: Забудь про неї, вона придуркувати! Ходімо звідси, поки ми знову не потрапили в халепу!
ДЖОНАС: Так, кого хвилює, що вона думає?
TAMBERLANE: אתה פגעת בפייפר! לפגוע באחרים זה רע!
CUR: או!! אל תחשבי שלא ראיתי אותך מקפלת את הכפה הקטנה והרקובה שלך לאגרוף!
CUR: אם לפגוע באחרים זה רע, אז למה את מנסה לעשות את זה, הא?!
TAMBERLANE: אני- אני רק רוצה שתפסיק!!
TAMBERLANE: ואני רוצה שתעוף!
CUR: או, אני טמברליין! אני לא פוגעת באף אחד!
CUR: זיוני שכל
TAMBERLANE: פגעת בפייפר!
CUR: היא פגעה בי קודם!
TAMBERLANE: תגיד שאתה מצטער!!
CUR: או, את רוצה שאני אגיד שאני מצטער??
KIRA: תשכח ממנה, היא פריקית! בוא נעוף מפה לפני שהיא תסבך אותנו בעוד צרות!
JONAS: כן, למי אכפת מה היא חושבת?
