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Posted on
February 16, 2022

Chapter: Chapter 4

Characters: Cur, Jonas, Kira, Tamberlane

Tags: Cameo

Flatted by: Knack Whittle

Tamberlane is Currently Sponsored By...

Aaron Nauert, Aelius, Alexander D'Archangel, Anguis, Argeddion, B1 Battle Droid, BB, berwyn, Bheckadee, Bill Marcum, Blazeofspikes, Bruce Corpuz, Bullhead, CalTheUntitled, Chartry, Chris, Chris G., Chris wolfe, Chuckles, Cilestin, Circle Shift, Crimson Nova, Damien Mundt, Dana Simpson, Daphne Pfister, David Rusk, Demoriel, Dokterkokter69, Dolly Strawberry, Dr. PHDangit, Draagonslayer19, Dylan Evans, Emily Yates, FanimationMik, Fingers, ForumFox, Fruitso, Fruxalga, Frédéric Legaré, Gavyn Lumier, godbride, Gryphon, Gunny Waffle, Holograph, Hues Of Blue, Hugi R, Ido Shalev, Inventor, Ira, jc431, Jenna Abel Bradford, Jesus, K9Elements, Kagetsume, Kcaz Srehtiw, KennoWP, l AuroraWolf I, Lester D. Crawford, LonelyFalcon, Maciej Korzeniowski, Manuel Hahn, Martyn, metalmattress4, michael, Micheal R Felton, Microfan, mwi, n.e.c., Naomi 'Note Worthy' Slover, Nick, nicky, Nicole Thornwolf Dornsife, Nightshade89, null_void, Packardlebaron, Patrick Kingsley, Paul Steffens, PBar, Rachael Jokerst, Rattle Rabbit, Remi, Rhianna, Riccardo Broccoletti, Rick Griffin, Sammy Naylor, Sarah, SattaiLanfear, Sebastian, Shadoian DraconicFox, Shout_2000, ShuSquirrel, SilverHeart, Skandranon, smo1704, Sneb23, SourMonkey, Sticklord, SurlyVulpine, Temrin, That_One_Furry, The Lonely Sand Person, The Masked Retriever, Tidalbelt, Tim Latshaw, Turo, Violet Rose in The Dark, wes9511, Wilford B. Wolf, William kinney, wjd1206, Yvonne Clapham, Zorua705

Author's Notes:

I'm sure it's fine! Right??

Thank you to Chaon (Cur), Jonas (Jonas), and Ashley (Kira) for your patron cameos! And thank you to Knack Whittle for flatting this page!

Tamberlane's Cowriter Needs Help!

Ari and his partner Izzy — who has helped as a flatter for Tamberlane in the past — desperately need our help. They have lost a large portion of their income and are unable to afford rent and utilities. As a student Visa holder, Izzy is unable to do any paid work until she receives permission from the government. Worst case scenario, this might take 8 months. Until then, they are reliant on support from others to afford housing.

In response to this, Foxglove Comics is banding together to host an emergency fundraiser, with 14 different artists offering commissions!

For full details, please visit our fundraiser webpage. There are multiple prizes to be had, including a rarely offered piano vocal song commission from Ari, and even commissions from Caytlin! Commission work will be streamed on Saturday, April 26th. Caytlin will not be a part of the stream, but will be doing commissions nonetheless.

Commissions and donations are available right now! Get your commission slot while they're available! And keep an eye on this space, because Caytlin will also be auctioning off a full-color "wing-it" commission slot this week! Details to come.

Transcript

[SFX: KKKKKKKRRRRKKK]
TAMBERLANE: On my b-belly?

JONAS: Yup!
JONAS: (wheeze)
JONAS: Like a...
JONAS: ...big...
JONAS: ...starfish!
[SFX: KKKKRRRRKKKKK]

JONAS: My mum...
JONAS: (wheeze)
JONAS: told me...
JONAS: this is how...
JONAS: ...to get off the ice.
[SFX: KKKrKK]

JONAS: Crawl...
JONAS: ...on your belly!
JONAS: (wheeze)
JONAS: It's okay. It'll be...
JONAS: okay.
[SFX: KKKKKKrrrrrKKK]

OFF-SCREEN: JONAS! COME BACK!
JONAS: It'll be okay...
OFF-SCREEN: YOU NEED YOUR INHALER! YOU'RE GONNA 'SFIXIATE!

JONAS: (WHEEZE!)
JONAS: It'll-!
[SFX: KRAAAKKK]

[OUTDATED]

SFX: KKKKKKKRRRRKKK
TAMBERLANE: Auf meinen B-bauch?

JONAS: Jup!
SFX: keuch
JONAS: Wie ein...
JONAS: ...großer...
JONAS: ...Seestern!
SFX: KKKKRRRRKKKKK

SFX: keuch
JONAS: Meine Mum...
JONAS: hat mir...
JONAS: gesagt, dass...
JONAS: ...man so vom Eis kommt.
SFX: KKKrKK

JONAS: Kriech...
JONAS: ...auf deinem Bauch!
SFX: keuch
JONAS: Alles wird gut. Alles...
JONAS: wird gut.
SFX: KKKKKKrrrrrKKK

ABSEITS: JONAS! KOMM ZURÜCK!
JONAS: Alles wird gut...
SFX: KKKKrRrKKK
ABSEITS: DU BRAUCHST DEINEN INHALATOR! DU ERSTICKST UNS NOCH!!!

SFX: KEUCH!
JONAS: Alles-!
SFX: KRAAAKKK

[SFX : KKKKKKKRRRRKKK]
TAMBERLANE : Sur mon ventre ?

JONAS : Ouais !
JONAS : (respiration sifflante)
JONAS : Comme une...
JONAS : ...grosse...
JONAS : ...étoile de mer !
[SFX : KKKKRRRRRKKKK]

JONAS : Ma mère...
JONAS : (respiration sifflante)
JONAS : m'a dit...
JONAS : c'est comme ça qu'on fait...
JONAS : ...pour sortir de la glace.
[SFX : KKKrKK]

JONAS : Rampe...
JONAS : ...sur ton ventre !
JONAS : (respiration sifflante)
JONAS : C'est bon. Ce sera...
JONAS : bon.
[SFX : KKKKKKrrrrrKKK]

HORS ÉCRAN : JONAS ! REVIENS!
JONAS : Tout ira bien...
HORS ÉCRAN : TU AS BESOIN DE TON INHALATEUR ! TU VAS 'SFIXIER!

JONAS : (RESPIRATION SIFFLANTE !)
JONAS : Ça va- !
[SFX : KRAAAKKK]

[SFX: KKKKKKKRRRRKKK]
TAMBERLANE: De barriga pra b-baixo?

JONAS: Aham!
JONAS: (ofega)
JONAS: Que nem...
JONAS: ...uma...
JONAS: ...estrela do mar!
SFX: KKKKRRRRKKKKK

JONAS: (ofega)
JONAS: Minha mãe...
JONAS: me disse...
JONAS: que é assim...
JONAS: ...que você sai do gelo.
JONAS: (ofega)

JONAS: Engatinha...
JONAS: ...de barriga pra baixo!
JONAS: (ofega)
JONAS: Tudo bem. Vai ficar...
JONAS: tudo bem.
[SFX: KKKKKKrrrrrKKK]

FORA: JONAS! VOLTA AQUI!
JONAS: Vai ficar tudo bem...
[SFX: KKKKrRrKKK]
FORA: VOCÊ PRECISA DA SUA BOMBINHA! VOCÊ VAI SFIXIAR!!!

JONAS: (OFEGA!!!)
JONAS: Vai-!
[SFX: KRAAAKKK]

[SFX: КККККККРРРРККК]
ТЕМБЕРЛЕЙН: На ж-животі?

ДЖОНАС: Так!
ДЖОНАС: (хрипить)
ДЖОНАС: Як...
ДЖОНАС: ...велика...
ДЖОНАС: ...морська зірка!
[SFX: ККККРРРРКККК]

ДЖОНАС: Моя мама...
ДЖОНАС: (хрипить)
ДЖОНАС: говорила мені...
ДЖОНАС: ось як...
ДЖОНАС: ...щоб зійти з льоду.
[SFX: КККрКК]

ДЖОНАС: Повзи...
ДЖОНАС: ...на животі!
ДЖОНАС: (хрипить)
ДЖОНАС: Усе гаразд. Все буде...
ДЖОНАС: добре.
[SFX: ККККККрррррККК]

ЗА КАДРОМ: ДЖОНАС! ПОВЕРТАЙСЯ!
ДЖОНАС: Все буде добре...
ЗА КАДРОМ: ТОБІ ПОТРІБЕН ТВІЙ ІНГАЛЯТОР! ТИ ЗАДИХНЕШСЯ!!

ДЖОНАС: (ХРИП!)
ДЖОНАС: Все б-...!
[SFX: КРАААККК]

[SFX: קקקקקקקררררקקק]
TAMBERLANE: על הב-בטן שלי?

JONAS: כן!
JONAS: (נשימה)
JONAS: כמו כוכב...
JONAS: ...ים...
JONAS: ...ענקי!
[SFX: קקקקררררקקקקק]

JONAS: אמא...
JONAS: (נשימה)
JONAS: לימדה אותי...
JONAS: שככה צריך...
JONAS: ...ללכת על הקרח.
[SFX: קקקרקק]

JONAS: לזחול...
JONAS: ...על הבטן!
JOANS: (נשימה)
JONAS: זה בסדר. הכל יהיה...
JONAS: בסדר.
[SFX: קקקקקקרררררקקק]

OFF-SCREEN: ג׳ונאס! תחזור הנה!
JONAS: הכל יהיה בסדר...
OFF-SCREEN: אתה צריך את המשאף! אתה הולך להיחנק!

JONAS: (נשימה!)
JONAS: הכל-!
[SFX: קראאאקקק]

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