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Posted on
February 16, 2022

Chapter: Chapter 4

Characters: Cur, Jonas, Kira, Tamberlane

Tags: Cameo

Flatted by: Knack Whittle

Tamberlane is Currently Sponsored By...

Aelius, Alex Phoenix Wing, Anguis, Argeddion, B1 Battle Droid, BB, berwyn, Bheckadee, Blazeofspikes, CalTheUntitled, Chris, Chris G., Chuckles, Cilestin, Damien Mundt, Dana Simpson, Daphne Pfister, Demoriel, Dolly Strawberry, Dr. PHDangit, Draagonslayer19, Dunkin P, Dylan Evans, Emily Yates, FanimationMik, Fruitso, Fruxalga, Frédéric Legaré, Gavyn Lumier, Goldy, Gunny Waffle, Hues Of Blue, Inventor, Ira, Jacob klug, Jenna Abel Bradford, Jesus, K9Elements, Kagetsume, Kcaz Srehtiw, KennoWP, l AuroraWolf I, Lester D. Crawford, Madiso, Manuel Hahn, Martyn, metalmattress4, michael, Microfan, mwi, Naomi 'Note Worthy' Slover, Nick, nicky, Nightshade89, null_void, Packardlebaron, Patrick Kingsley, PBar, Rattle Rabbit, Rhianna, Rick Griffin, Sam Hansen, Sammy Naylor, Sarah, SattaiLanfear, Shout_2000, ShuSquirrel, SilverHeart, Skandranon, Sneb23, SourMonkey, Sticklord, SurlyVulpine, That_One_Furry, The Lonely Sand Person, The Masked Retriever, Tidalbelt, Turo, Violet Rose in The Dark, wes9511, Wilford B. Wolf, wjd1206, Yvonne Clapham

Author's Notes:

I'm sure it's fine! Right??

Thank you to Chaon (Cur), Jonas (Jonas), and Ashley (Kira) for your patron cameos! And thank you to Knack Whittle for flatting this page!

Tamberlane Books Now Available!

You can pick up the Arc 1 Omnibus and all 4 remastered softcovers here!!

Now, some notes:

We do not guarantee that the physical books will arrive in time for Christmas.

They will not be shipped until the Kickstarter and Backerkit is finished being fulfilled. We expect that will be mid-December, but as White Squirrel will go on holiday starting December 19th, it might not be until January next year.

Prefer your comics digital? Then the PDF versions of all of the above are for you! You can find those here, but they ALSO come free with purchase of the physical versions!

GPSR and Canada Shipping Complications

Unfortunately, I have some rough news: EU and Northern Ireland residents have until December 19th, 5:00pm PST to place orders in the shop. After that, due to new regulation, we will be unable to sell you fine folks anything (even digital files!) for the foreseeable future. Any order placed before that deadline will be fulfilled, even if it has to be fulfilled early next year. We hope to be able to change this eventually, but for now, we do what we must.

The Canadian Postal strike, meanwhile, means that we will hold any Canadian order that's using USPS or Asendia until the strike is done. UPS, Fed-Ex, and DHL are still active and available shipping options, however!

For more information about this, holiday deadlines, and additional shipping information, please see this post.

New TfT Released!

At long last, the promised Walter/Tess short comic, Just Across the River, drawn by Minty Messerly, is now released! Buy it here!

Patreon Birthday Sale

It's my birthday this month!! Until December 14th, 8:35am PST, all new monthly subscriptions to the Tamberlane Patreon are 15% off!! Just use code EA527 at checkout!

(Yeah, I know the time choice is, uh, weird; I messed up and can't fix it :'D oh well??)

That's everything I have for you today, folks! I am sure there are going to be a dozen hiccups that spring up in the next couple of days, but hey, we do what we can.

🎄 Happy holidays and enjoy! 🎄

Transcript

[SFX: KKKKKKKRRRRKKK]
TAMBERLANE: On my b-belly?

JONAS: Yup!
JONAS: (wheeze)
JONAS: Like a...
JONAS: ...big...
JONAS: ...starfish!
[SFX: KKKKRRRRKKKKK]

JONAS: My mum...
JONAS: (wheeze)
JONAS: told me...
JONAS: this is how...
JONAS: ...to get off the ice.
[SFX: KKKrKK]

JONAS: Crawl...
JONAS: ...on your belly!
JONAS: (wheeze)
JONAS: It's okay. It'll be...
JONAS: okay.
[SFX: KKKKKKrrrrrKKK]

OFF-SCREEN: JONAS! COME BACK!
JONAS: It'll be okay...
OFF-SCREEN: YOU NEED YOUR INHALER! YOU'RE GONNA 'SFIXIATE!

JONAS: (WHEEZE!)
JONAS: It'll-!
[SFX: KRAAAKKK]

[OUTDATED]

SFX: KKKKKKKRRRRKKK
TAMBERLANE: Auf meinen B-bauch?

JONAS: Jup!
SFX: keuch
JONAS: Wie ein...
JONAS: ...großer...
JONAS: ...Seestern!
SFX: KKKKRRRRKKKKK

SFX: keuch
JONAS: Meine Mum...
JONAS: hat mir...
JONAS: gesagt, dass...
JONAS: ...man so vom Eis kommt.
SFX: KKKrKK

JONAS: Kriech...
JONAS: ...auf deinem Bauch!
SFX: keuch
JONAS: Alles wird gut. Alles...
JONAS: wird gut.
SFX: KKKKKKrrrrrKKK

ABSEITS: JONAS! KOMM ZURÜCK!
JONAS: Alles wird gut...
SFX: KKKKrRrKKK
ABSEITS: DU BRAUCHST DEINEN INHALATOR! DU ERSTICKST UNS NOCH!!!

SFX: KEUCH!
JONAS: Alles-!
SFX: KRAAAKKK

[SFX : KKKKKKKRRRRKKK]
TAMBERLANE : Sur mon ventre ?

JONAS : Ouais !
JONAS : (respiration sifflante)
JONAS : Comme une...
JONAS : ...grosse...
JONAS : ...étoile de mer !
[SFX : KKKKRRRRRKKKK]

JONAS : Ma mère...
JONAS : (respiration sifflante)
JONAS : m'a dit...
JONAS : c'est comme ça qu'on fait...
JONAS : ...pour sortir de la glace.
[SFX : KKKrKK]

JONAS : Rampe...
JONAS : ...sur ton ventre !
JONAS : (respiration sifflante)
JONAS : C'est bon. Ce sera...
JONAS : bon.
[SFX : KKKKKKrrrrrKKK]

HORS ÉCRAN : JONAS ! REVIENS!
JONAS : Tout ira bien...
HORS ÉCRAN : TU AS BESOIN DE TON INHALATEUR ! TU VAS 'SFIXIER!

JONAS : (RESPIRATION SIFFLANTE !)
JONAS : Ça va- !
[SFX : KRAAAKKK]

[SFX: KKKKKKKRRRRKKK]
TAMBERLANE: De barriga pra b-baixo?

JONAS: Aham!
JONAS: (ofega)
JONAS: Que nem...
JONAS: ...uma...
JONAS: ...estrela do mar!
SFX: KKKKRRRRKKKKK

JONAS: (ofega)
JONAS: Minha mãe...
JONAS: me disse...
JONAS: que é assim...
JONAS: ...que você sai do gelo.
JONAS: (ofega)

JONAS: Engatinha...
JONAS: ...de barriga pra baixo!
JONAS: (ofega)
JONAS: Tudo bem. Vai ficar...
JONAS: tudo bem.
[SFX: KKKKKKrrrrrKKK]

FORA: JONAS! VOLTA AQUI!
JONAS: Vai ficar tudo bem...
[SFX: KKKKrRrKKK]
FORA: VOCÊ PRECISA DA SUA BOMBINHA! VOCÊ VAI SFIXIAR!!!

JONAS: (OFEGA!!!)
JONAS: Vai-!
[SFX: KRAAAKKK]

[SFX: КККККККРРРРККК]
ТЕМБЕРЛЕЙН: На ж-животі?

ДЖОНАС: Так!
ДЖОНАС: (хрипить)
ДЖОНАС: Як...
ДЖОНАС: ...велика...
ДЖОНАС: ...морська зірка!
[SFX: ККККРРРРКККК]

ДЖОНАС: Моя мама...
ДЖОНАС: (хрипить)
ДЖОНАС: говорила мені...
ДЖОНАС: ось як...
ДЖОНАС: ...щоб зійти з льоду.
[SFX: КККрКК]

ДЖОНАС: Повзи...
ДЖОНАС: ...на животі!
ДЖОНАС: (хрипить)
ДЖОНАС: Усе гаразд. Все буде...
ДЖОНАС: добре.
[SFX: ККККККрррррККК]

ЗА КАДРОМ: ДЖОНАС! ПОВЕРТАЙСЯ!
ДЖОНАС: Все буде добре...
ЗА КАДРОМ: ТОБІ ПОТРІБЕН ТВІЙ ІНГАЛЯТОР! ТИ ЗАДИХНЕШСЯ!!

ДЖОНАС: (ХРИП!)
ДЖОНАС: Все б-...!
[SFX: КРАААККК]

[SFX: קקקקקקקררררקקק]
TAMBERLANE: על הב-בטן שלי?

JONAS: כן!
JONAS: (נשימה)
JONAS: כמו כוכב...
JONAS: ...ים...
JONAS: ...ענקי!
[SFX: קקקקררררקקקקק]

JONAS: אמא...
JONAS: (נשימה)
JONAS: לימדה אותי...
JONAS: שככה צריך...
JONAS: ...ללכת על הקרח.
[SFX: קקקרקק]

JONAS: לזחול...
JONAS: ...על הבטן!
JOANS: (נשימה)
JONAS: זה בסדר. הכל יהיה...
JONAS: בסדר.
[SFX: קקקקקקרררררקקק]

OFF-SCREEN: ג׳ונאס! תחזור הנה!
JONAS: הכל יהיה בסדר...
OFF-SCREEN: אתה צריך את המשאף! אתה הולך להיחנק!

JONAS: (נשימה!)
JONAS: הכל-!
[SFX: קראאאקקק]

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